HotMessTess


I'm one HOT mess! Come play with me!

Age 46 From Wilmington, North Carolina Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name Tess
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm very outgoing and friendly. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I'm quite the comedian!! Although sometimes a little dry humor... But that's all that's dry! 😉
    They say I'm a Jaguar.. because who wants a cougar....when you can drive a Jag? 🥵
  • Sign Cancer
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
  • My Eyes Are Green
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids Yes - At Home
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • Body Art Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Blonde
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Retired
  • My Speciality Is Administrative / Management
  • My Job Title Is I'm
  • I Live With Kid(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker No
  • I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
  • My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Family, Gardening, Learning, Music, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Volunteering
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Dinner then walk on the beach where we throw a blanket in the bed of the truck or on the beach, lay back and stargaze while sharing life stories or whatever, cuddles and first kisses
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Christian
  • I Attend Services Once A Week
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Drama, Family
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Classical, Country, Dance, Pop, Reggae, Rap, Rock
  • When I Read, I Always Read Biography, Erotica, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Romance, Religious, Science, Technical
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Good hygiene, friendliness, great sense of humor, respectful, honesty.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck

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